Each day at work, I'm faced with a task...
usually given by some sort of ass.

Forced to pretend and don my happy mask
When all I'm wishing for is a nip from my flask.

Of course, that could be because I'm a big drunk
But it could also just be that I'm sick of this junk.

Some others say I might be harboring rage,
To them I'd agree, it's not just a stage. 

For now, I admit that I'm really just joking
To avoid seeing colleagues I'd like to be choking.

That being said, it's efforts like this...
Horrible poetry allows me some bliss.

I have a job and for that I am glad,
Cause really, seriously, this job ain't that bad.

Posted by Morgan at 1:47 PM EDT

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Wow, it has been a really, really long time since I've posted anything of substance on this page. I wonder why that is? 

It could be because my life is so super awesome right now that I have no time to report back on the said awesomeness because things are JUST SO AWESOME! Or, it could be that I am just a big old lazy person who hasn't really thought about this page for a while, and no, those two brief posts in March don't really count. I'd like to pretend that I'm going to make more of an effort to update, but I'm attempting not to make more promises that I can't keep.

So, for now, I'll post the following start to a story I'm working on:

I still remember that first night, sitting there, not knowing what you were thinking. Did you want me? Did I even know what I wanted? Breathing you in I was sure I was crazy, my breath catching on every glance from you. How could being in your orbit affect me so much when no one had done so in the past? All I knew was that there was this unstoppable force within me willing something to happen. Silently praying it into existence. Not knowing what would become of this attraction, but knowing that nothing was more important than spending every moment with you. 

Posted by Morgan at 8:37 PM EDT

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In light of equal opportunity, this week...the women. Who you got?

Chelsea Handler
Sarah Shahi
Tina Fey
Jennifer Beals
Eliza Dushku

Posted by Morgan at 2:40 PM EDT

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I'm so very sorry I have been gone for a super, super long time and now that I have returned, I don't really have anything exciting to say.

So, I'll put a question out there. My roommate and I were putting a different spin on our top 5 man list to note which top 5 you have right now based on movies/TV/media that you've seen this week.

Here are mine:

Alec Baldwin
David Boreanaz
James Lafferty
Kyle Chandler
Bret Harrison

Anyone else?

Posted by Morgan at 9:46 AM EST

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. 

-Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Posted by Morgan at 9:02 PM EDT

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It's finally official. I've been watching too much televsion (mainly in the form of DVDs). So much so that it has bled into my subconscious.

Here's a list of some of the things I watched yesterday:
a couple of 90210's (season 2)
Burn Notice (4 episodes)
True Hollywood Story about a murderer (5 min)
Million Dollar Password with Neil Patrick Harris (10 min)

They all jumbled together in my brain to make me part of a show where Shannen Doherty AS Brenda Walsh and I had been burned secret agents who were forced to work as private investigators who got involved in a case with a serial killer which caused us to take refuge in Neil Patrick Harris' New York City house. Now, I'm not really sure where the NYC part comes into play, but still, you can see why this would be a concern. Although, now that I'm thinking about it, a mystery show with Shannen Doherty and Neil Patrick Harris might not be such a bad thing. I'd of course have to write myself in as well, b/c, well, I thought of the idea.

Posted by Morgan at 9:37 AM EDT

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I never thought I'd say this, but Celebrity Family Feud is hilarious. Where else can you see Joan Rivers face off against Ice-T at the podium followed shortly by gross Al Roker making smarmy references to Ice-T's scantily clad wife, Coco? Nowhere...that's where. (and also, Ice-T's first answer was 'cock' - I believe the question was 'Name something slippery that is hard to hold on to.')

On a side note, it seemed like Coco and her mother might have been the same age. That was a little weird and being on the set with the Rivers family, I would venture to say that it was the largest display of plastic surgery in one area since the last pool party at Hef's house.

Now I'm totally looking forward to the new Match Game and Password. I hear Sarah Silverman is on one of them and is totally hilarious. As if she could be anything else. And don't forget the new Circus of the Stars! I don't remember what it is called now, but I heard that one of the contestants got severely injured after being dropped on her head at some point.

Seems like the broadcast networks are jumping on the VH1 (and E!) Celebreality bandwagon!

Posted by Morgan at 10:14 AM EDT

Updated: Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:18 AM EDT

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Am I the only one that finds it awesome that The View was nominated for outstanding achievement in make-up? Competing only against The Price is Right and Sesame Street?

Ha. I hope they win.

Posted by Morgan at 5:18 PM EDT

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I really just don't understand what makes people so fucked up.*

*must be registered (for free) at nytimes.com. 

Posted by Morgan at 3:02 PM EDT

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