Dear Current Job,
Well, I guess I can no longer call you 'New Job' since as of yesterday we had been together for a year. I must say, the year has flown by, so I just thought I would take this opportunity to thank you for keeping me around. With your kindness, I have been able to afford trips to LA, Las Vegas, Tennessee and Florida. I have also been able to afford numerous evenings out and about in the DC metropolitan area and for that I am quite grateful.
However, there are a few things that I think we need to discuss and I figured the one year mark is as good a time as any. In no particular order, please consider the following list of 'problem areas' that I think we could work on together:
The workload is starting to become highly unnecessary. I understand that we have to be productive, I'm just saying that I think there is a way to work it out so I don't have to be working on 37 things at once which are due immediately.
That brings me to my second point, this need for immediacy. I know, I know, we are a for profit within a non-profit and we need to make that revenue to pay for all the social projects; however, nothing we do is life or death, so why must you tell me that everything needs to be done ASAP. Can't we work on prioritizing a little more?
Third, bouncing off number 2 above, can we have a little more communication? Telling me parts 3 and 4 of a 6 part project does not help me understand what you are looking for from me. Help me help you by giving me the big picture.
Fourth, is it really necessary to have rotisserie chicken every Wednesday? I don't think that it is, but just a thought. Also? How many types of fish soups can you make? Not everyone likes fish, so can we cut back on that? And, it wouldn't hurt you to prepare fried okra a little more often.
Fifth, can you please talk to the higher ups and let them know that I would love to have more indians to help out on a day-to-day basis? I am a team player, I just need to know what game we are playing.
Sixth, can you talk to some of your other workers and get them to clean up after themselves in the bathroom? I know everyone is busy and all, but it is starting to get pretty nasty in there.
Lastly, and this one is personal. Can you please find out who took my green apple scented dishwashing soap? That wasn't very cool since I brought that in and now can't wash anything since we don't have community dish soap. I know I found the bottle a couple of months ago and was sure it was mine. I didn't take it back, though b/c on the off chance it wasn't, I didn't want someone hating me with the fire of a thousand suns like I did when someone took mine.
Ahem, anyway, I have enjoyed being with you for the past 12 months and hope to be around for a lot longer. Just thought we would use this time for some open and honest feedback.
Thanks,
Morgan
Posted by Morgan
at 1:56 PM EDT