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Thursday, 23 September 2004
Another Personals Winner
Mood:  incredulous
Ok--I have to interrupt the Syracuse fun for this. These are the kind of men I apparently attract. I got this email from another Yahoo! personals member. I now give you this email...in its entirety.

Nice to see a woman who knows what she wants...desires and knows what she is...very nice
indeed...delicious...Very nice...I think you should
add beautiful to your description...very very
nice......you are a beautiful sexy desirable
woman....I am very much interested in you....Do you
like what I have to offer?...I was wondering if you
might like to talk further... Just a quick note and
request...in my spare time I refurbish and put
together computers for elderly, handicapped and
families with children that can not afford
them....let's just say it is my way of balancing the
scale for my other activities...heheehe...nothing like seeing a two or four year old watching Elmo dance around the screen. You would be amazed how thankful people are to take what many of us discard as being obsolete and cherishing it for the newfound joy and information it brings into their lives. Most people start thinking about upgrading their computers and donating around this time of the year...if you know of anyone that might be willing to part with an old computer or software when they might be upgrading I would be most appreciative if you would let me know. I am able to pick them up at your notice. So...do you have any video or books, software or dvds you do not want? I can pick them up. Would you care to safely explore with Me within your completely negotiable consenting limits? Are you ready? I am looking for a woman who is incredibly passionate and enjoys intimacy in every form ...you would be open..honest...compassionate and highly capable of a deep physical and mental relationship that is both intense and varied...you would also like Me be a dichotomy of two personalities...on the one hand you are an adventure seeking...world traveling...no holds barred...Lets have lots of fun ...bold exploring within your consenting limits kind of woman but you are also a practical .. down to earth ...successful professional ...happy ...sensual ... sensitive ...
caring and sexy you are willing to be adventurous in
intimacy...both mentally and physically ...willingness to sensually sexually explore the mindset of the erotic...safely with Me within your completely negotiable consenting limits...is that you? Thanks

Posted by Morgan at 12:19 PM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, 28 December 2004 9:38 AM EST
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