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Wednesday, 16 February 2005
Ode To Alcohol
Some people enjoy drinking just soda
To them I say, that isn't my coda.
For me, I enjoy something much stronger
Drinks, non-alcoholic couldn't be wronger.
Bud Light, Miller Lite, and the Captain, too,
All taste much better than sodas do.
Some laugh and sneer and call me a drunk,
But fuck you, I say, you bad Baptist* punk.

*please note I do not dislike Baptists, it simply fit with the artistic vision of the poem and refers to one of my friends who thinks she is a bad Baptist sometimes.

Posted by Morgan at 10:09 AM EST
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Wednesday, 16 February 2005 - 12:42 PM EST

Name: James

Bravo!! Bravo!! even better then when I read it off a cocktail napkin.

Wednesday, 16 February 2005 - 1:48 PM EST

Name: Lucy

This seems to be done in the same candence as one of Harper's favorite songs. "Bust A Move". Sing it to the same beat as the verses. Goes quite well!

Wednesday, 16 February 2005 - 2:14 PM EST

Name: Harper

Not the intention, but cool, I suppose?

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