Things I saw in the last 12 hours that were scary.
In order of appearance...

Number one: Man wearing jean shorts. Yes, it was 57 degrees today, but it is now 9:30pm and freezing. There is no excuse for shorts and more importantly on a man? No excuse for jean shorts. Just. BAD.

Number two: A poor old Hispanic man on the bus this morning wearing a Delta Zeta sorority sweatshirt. The man had no idea what it meant, but the scary thing would be the reaction of a DZ sister if ever confronted with this sight.

Number three: A delivery truck touting the following items--eggs, frozen eggs, egg solids and egg liquids. These things should never be spoken of, much less advertised in big, bold lettering on the side of a truck. Ughhhhh...I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Come to think of it, what are egg solids and egg liquids? Wait, I suppose I don't really want to know.